What do you, the consumer, get when art on fire has a little time and some big ideas? You get Crazy Klein’s Carpets! Do the right thing, and watch this video. Spike Lee says so. Click on the picture to see the video! Why? Because wordpress kind of blows and won’t let me embed videos anymore!
Fifty Bucks – watch more funny videos Here is our new Crime-comedy epic “Fifty Bucks”. You know when you start something and it immediately becomes apparent that it will be a thousand times more work than you thought it was going to be? That is…
The Art on Fire factories are hard at work pumping out new “comedy” short films for everyone to laugh at, or maybe just a chuckle at, or maybe you just watch half of and bail out before there are any jokes. We have statistics, we know what you’re up to. Anyhow, the Chinese children that write and film our shorts are working their little aching fingers to the bone on a new short “Fifty Bucks”. A very sick Chinese carrier pigeon let me know that there are one or two days of filming left and maybe a few weeks of post production. I know, it’s kinda far away. But the labour is cheap and who can argue with that?
We’ll be filming A LOT for the next few weeks, trying to get some stuff in the can before winter wraps it’s cold, dead hands around us for 8 months. Coming soon will be the shorts “Sex Ed” and a golly good one by the name of “Last Wish”. But what about winter? Well, we kinda have a plan. It’s weird, maybe too weird, but I’m pretty sure it’s going to happen. More about that later, for now, just enjoy these stills. As always, check out the links below for older videos.
So, we were offline for a while. It’s true. What a bunch of fucks. What happened? Life happened, buddy. Jobs, children, bands, education, surfing the “deep web” and Neil’s obsession with porn involving volcanos have all gotten in the way of shooting dick jokes. We have reasonably rightened the ship now a days so we are no longer the black hole of the interweb we once were.
What can you, the consumer, expect from us in the future? Hopefully a short or two a month. Man, that would be nice. Also, from time to time I will be updating this blog with whatever I feel like. A short story that hasn’t been proof read and is a grammatical nightmare? You got it. Old videos with some trivia bits and behind the scenes gossip? You will find out who is fucking who on the Art On Fire sets, and it will shock you. Me confusing Nelson Mandela and Morgan Freeman? For sure brother. Movie reviews, taco recipes (pro tip, it’s pronounced TA-co in Mexico), old David Letterman top ten lists and maybe some internet dating advice from Steve McNeil.
So, this should be fun. Add us to your phone or whatever.